Monday Morning Musings

You Know You’re a Redneck When…

You refer to yourself as a redneck! Now, I would NEVER call anyone a redneck to his or her face.  I might THINK it, but my impulse control allows me not to SAY it.  However, if you tell me you are a redneck, gosh durn, I believe y’all.  So let’s crank up the pickup, grab an R.C. and a moonpie and head for Etsy Red Neck Country:

red.neck Chic red.neck Pearls by redneckchic

From the redneckchic Shop Announcement:

Red.neck COOL.  Trailer-park FABULOUS.  Country CHIC.  Blue-collar VOGUE.  Whatever you choose to call it, it is HIP, SOPHISTICATED…incredibly FUN and extremely UNIQUE!

Here at redneckchic we are mixing it up and redefining red.neck style! Mixing the Vintage with the Modern, Shabby with the Chic, Eclectic with the Traditional… Duct Tapin’ the Sophisticated!

awelldressedbullet takes a new INDOOR set of Mini Christmas Lights (20 clear lights per string) and adds twenty fired shotgun hulls, half each of Winchester AA red hulls and Remington green hulls, which they have modified to go over the individual lights.  And voilá – Christmas Shotgun Shell Tree Decoration lights.

Christmas Shotgun Shell Tree Decorations by awelldressedbullet

Now who doesn’t love the smell of bacon when they are looking to create a mood:

8 pz. bacon pure soy candle by redneckcandles

Vintage scrabble tiles will motivate you to Git R Done

Git R Done (chalkboard) by funkiefinds

And who wouldn’t want to impress the neighbors by hanging these outside your front door:

REDNECK WIND CHIMES SIGN by CraftySignsAndThings

Speaking of hanging, you can hang ‘em high with these King of Beers ear candy danglers:

Redneck Salute – Budweiser Beer Cap Earrings by kimberlysgypsybeads

To some, redneck vegan  may sound like an oxymoron, but work with me here:

RedNeck Vegan Cookbook by redneckvegan

And finally, here is everything you need to make a redneck happy birthday card:

EVERYTHING NEEDED TO MAKE A REDNECK HAPPY birthday greeting card by goodgosh

So, nowow that you’ve had a little taste of redneck country,  y’all come back and see us sometime, ya hear!