Tonight at 8 p.m. EST, I will be right there in front of my television for the 9th season kick-off of Dancing with the Stars. This is the only reality show that I follow religiously. (I would rather clean commodes, iron or cook rather than watch American Idol, Big Brother, Survivor, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, The Biggest Loser, Cougars R Us, John and Kate Plus Hate, etc.) As an homage to sequins, spandex and spray-on tans, here is Dancing with the Stars Etsy Style.
We would be remiss if we didn’t pay tribute to Patrick Swayze, as Dirty Dancing is such an integral part of our modern culture.
Here’s a trip (pardon the pun) back in time for those of you who may remember Ken Kesey. We’ll understand if you don’t remember *tee hee*.
Now, sing along with onelifejewelry: OOOOhh-oooohhhh…Yo-ou can dance, yo-ou can ji-ive…
Aloha from Marionette. We have been invited to watch the beautiful hula dancer as she gracefully moves against a colorful background of red ti leaves, banana plant leaves and blue skies.
And now, please come with me to ze Casbah.
According to crankbunny, this loving robot has a dancing disposition for fizzy drinks and flower giving on Valentines Day! He comes with five different festive hats for special occasions.
And finally, Seymore, Hippie Johnny, Boone, Widespread Fred and Frisco Choppers watch as Kris Krumple busts a move.
Now, it’s your turn to go into the studio and shake your groove thing. Here is your music.