You Know You’re a Redneck When…
You refer to yourself as a redneck! Now, I would NEVER call anyone a redneck to his or her face. I might THINK it, but my impulse control allows me not to SAY it. However, if you tell me you are a redneck, gosh durn, I believe y’all. So let’s crank up the pickup, grab an R.C. and a moonpie and head for Etsy Red Neck Country:
From the redneckchic Shop Announcement:
Red.neck COOL. Trailer-park FABULOUS. Country CHIC. Blue-collar VOGUE. Whatever you choose to call it, it is HIP, SOPHISTICATED…incredibly FUN and extremely UNIQUE!
Here at redneckchic we are mixing it up and redefining red.neck style! Mixing the Vintage with the Modern, Shabby with the Chic, Eclectic with the Traditional… Duct Tapin’ the Sophisticated!
awelldressedbullet takes a new INDOOR set of Mini Christmas Lights (20 clear lights per string) and adds twenty fired shotgun hulls, half each of Winchester AA red hulls and Remington green hulls, which they have modified to go over the individual lights. And voilá – Christmas Shotgun Shell Tree Decoration lights.
Now who doesn’t love the smell of bacon when they are looking to create a mood:
Vintage scrabble tiles will motivate you to Git R Done
And who wouldn’t want to impress the neighbors by hanging these outside your front door:
Speaking of hanging, you can hang ’em high with these King of Beers ear candy danglers:
To some, redneck vegan may sound like an oxymoron, but work with me here:
And finally, here is everything you need to make a redneck happy birthday card:
So, nowow that you’ve had a little taste of redneck country, y’all come back and see us sometime, ya hear!