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11/09/2009

Monday Morning Musings

Filed under: Monday Morning Musings — foxygknits @ 1:14 am
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You Know You’re a Redneck When…

You refer to yourself as a redneck! Now, I would NEVER call anyone a redneck to his or her face.  I might THINK it, but my impulse control allows me not to SAY it.  However, if you tell me you are a redneck, gosh durn, I believe y’all.  So let’s crank up the pickup, grab an R.C. and a moonpie and head for Etsy Red Neck Country:

red.neck Chic red.neck.Pearls by redneckchic

red.neck Chic red.neck Pearls by redneckchic

From the redneckchic Shop Announcement:

Red.neck COOL.  Trailer-park FABULOUS.  Country CHIC.  Blue-collar VOGUE.  Whatever you choose to call it, it is HIP, SOPHISTICATED…incredibly FUN and extremely UNIQUE!

Here at redneckchic we are mixing it up and redefining red.neck style! Mixing the Vintage with the Modern, Shabby with the Chic, Eclectic with the Traditional… Duct Tapin’ the Sophisticated!

awelldressedbullet takes a new INDOOR set of Mini Christmas Lights (20 clear lights per string) and adds twenty fired shotgun hulls, half each of Winchester AA red hulls and Remington green hulls, which they have modified to go over the individual lights.  And voilá – Christmas Shotgun Shell Tree Decoration lights.

ChristmasShotgunShellTreeDecorationbyaweedressedbullet

Christmas Shotgun Shell Tree Decorations by awelldressedbullet

Now who doesn’t love the smell of bacon when they are looking to create a mood:

8oz Bacon Pure Soy Candle by redneckcandles

8 pz. bacon pure soy candle by redneckcandles

Vintage scrabble tiles will motivate you to Git R Done

Git R Done by funkiefinds

Git R Done (chalkboard) by funkiefinds

And who wouldn’t want to impress the neighbors by hanging these outside your front door:

REDNECK WIND CHIMES SIGN by CraftySignsAndThings

REDNECK WIND CHIMES SIGN by CraftySignsAndThings

Speaking of hanging, you can hang ’em high with these King of Beers ear candy danglers:

RedneckSaluteBudweiserBeerCapEarringsbykimberylgypsybeads

Redneck Salute – Budweiser Beer Cap Earrings by kimberlysgypsybeads

To some, redneck vegan  may sound like an oxymoron, but work with me here:

RedNeck Vegan Cookbook by redneckvegan

RedNeck Vegan Cookbook by redneckvegan

And finally, here is everything you need to make a redneck happy birthday card:

Everything Need to Make a Redneck Happy Birthday by goodgosh

EVERYTHING NEEDED TO MAKE A REDNECK HAPPY birthday greeting card by goodgosh

So, nowow that you’ve had a little taste of redneck country,  y’all come back and see us sometime, ya hear!

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6 Comments »

  1. Oh my, this made my morning!

    Nothing like a little huntin’, drinkin’, duct tape and Nascar. What more could one want? LOL

    Thanks for including my card.

    Comment by goodgosh — 11/09/2009 @ 9:29 am

  2. I LOVE this! Awesome article, as always!

    Comment by Julie Schieffelin - Cowgirl Jewels — 11/09/2009 @ 11:06 am

  3. Hehe! Great article. I love that birthday card from goodgosh. Her sense of humor cracks me up every time!

    Comment by Elephunk — 11/09/2009 @ 11:12 am

  4. haha! Great selections.

    Comment by Made By Melissa — 11/12/2009 @ 4:52 pm

  5. Awesome article! Great fun for the doldrums!

    Comment by laruefashions — 11/13/2009 @ 12:26 am

  6. LOLOL That is FANTASTIC!!!!!! Thank You so much for including me!!! You might be a redneck if…

    I’m off to the tractor pull…in my pearls of course! HA!
    Thanks Again!!!

    😉 Robelyn

    Comment by red.neck Chic — 11/15/2009 @ 9:53 am


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